Bunky Freeks started a long time ago in a dairy milk far-far
away. Coming from a long tradition of Freektopian Mountain
Funk, our four bold heroes decided to spread the joy of funkmanship
to the rest of freek-kind.
"But where oh where shouldst we begin our quest for enfunkenment?" pondereth
the luminous one.
"We shall consult the wisdom of the great Wombulous Freektoilet and pay
heed to his teachings!" spaketh the Noakes.
And therin it was written that the quest should be started as near to the
centre of the universe as possible. Here our four simpletons devined that
this was to be located in the Howe of Fife, somewhere in the vicinity of
Kettlebridge. To be quite honest they were probably wrong as their methods
relied mostly on which pub served Belhaven Best and was least likely to
ban them from drinking there.
Thus the global domination of the Bunky Freeks
began in a humble cellar. Admittedly, the quest for global domination
has still not borne a great deal of fruit but you never know, it might