time professional sea serpent Arnold Palmer hates all things
He gets his salads specially
imported from the moon where they grow pink because the moon
only comes out at night. After wallowing in his own filth
for most of
the day he likes to run around the streets at night playing "aeroplanes"....
was actually a founding member of the Bunky Freeks and "sang" for
the band at their first ever gig. He rejoined later after it
was discovered that his considerable bulk acted like a huge sponge
for sound and considerably reduced the damage caused by Patrick
Thistle's over enthusiastic drumdicating.